No, just my sweaty bush....

Made me laugh.

No. You listen here.

When I get a hankering to start posting at 5:29pm, you goddamn well better snap to it and start replying to my insightful drivel with an appropriate level of respect, awe, and, yes even a small amount of fear is to be expected. It's not every day you get to bask in the glow of a fried genius' boner.

Never buy a cigar that says "sweet" on the label.

Bleh.

FIFY.

I'm terribly sorry to have deprived you of my presence, but some stuff happened and my schedule changed.

You'll just have to take my genius when you can get it, bucko.

With spelling like that, you could be zippyt's ...

wot is rong with my spellin' ?

I like you Grynch, and I not usually very good with newbies.
Can we keep you?

I'm still not 100% sure you're not an old Dwellar with a mew name.
You fit in suspiciously well (twirls imaginary moustache)

even after my rant about Roma's ?


and I'm a stranger to these parts ma'am
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...R_C1i_hdygRrMA

Your timing seems to be right for a European (based) Dwellar.
Sir, I believe I may owe you an apology.

none needed

Oh of course, you're a transplanted Merkin.
Even if you have been partly civilised by an Englishwoman.

I don't need to worry about being invited to take part in a duel after all.
Which is a relief, my duelling scars are least favourite feature.

Merkin???????????? *LMAO* I should hope not !!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin

Proof positive you're NOT an existing Dwellar in disguise!
Yes, I know the real word.
But it's how GWB used to say American.

And for some reason people don't like being called Septics (from Septic Tank = Yank).

Snicker.