Pics or it never happened.

I once gave a birthday card that said "We're not getting fat. We're developing huge muscles that allow us to sit for long periods without a break".

If I am ever that bored, I'm going to dig out my old Pet Rocks for fun.

eta: or shoot myself in the face

(snort---bored, board...pun not intended, but hey...)

Oh, she's on top of the car.

Than what's that thing planking on top of the building?

Plankton

I had a fever yesterday (dunno why). I fell asleep like a ton of plank last night.

:lol2:

I know all you chaps are joking.
But if you're ever really interested, check out planking and Australia.
Eventually you'll find something death-defying.

I know it's funny to suggest it's the same as sleeping.
But the Ozzies are pretty full of spunk.
And lager.
And stupidityness.

Photos do go from ha ha ha you're lying down, to ha ha ha you're about to die.

Whale shark?

Synchronized planking?

DOLPHINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

'tis a mullet:

"The grandly named Promontory Gate Hotel, better known throughout the world as the Fishy Pub. It was built in 1939 to replace a former timber building destroyed when Victoria was ablaze with bushfires. History tells us that it is the fourth hotel on that present site since 1893. The seven metre long mullet that reclines on the hotel roof is the work of Venus Bay artist Colin Suggett. Colin saw his fish as a stunned mullet, something that had been valued but discarded and left to die, abandoned. The mullet is built on a steel frame with aluminium, iron and fibre scales. It was created on site at a Mount Gambier quarry in 1990 and transported to Fish Creek where it has found a home on the roof."

Picture from a better angle here.

Call me unimaginative, but somehow, I can't see Zen in red leggings.