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wolf 05-11-2011 09:08 AM
whoo hoo, more room for me!

Here's a thought ... suppose they got the date right, but nobody's saved enough to get taken?

HungLikeJesus 05-11-2011 09:41 AM
You mean saved enough to pay the ferry man?

Sheldonrs 05-11-2011 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 732826)
I wish I could meet one of those chaps. "I'll buy your house, right now, for $1,000. You could use the money to print more pamphlets. It's what God wants you to do!"
I wish I could meet some of them. Last chance to find out how it feels to take it up the ass! :D

morethanpretty 05-11-2011 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 732942)
I wish I could meet some of them. Last chance to find out how it feels to take it up the ass! :D
You have a grim view of heaven. I imagine it as a big orgy of people at their sexiness and least amount of inhibitions.

tw 05-11-2011 10:00 AM
So god wants me to have fifty virgins. It's about time. Finding fifty virgins is (as George Jr described it) so harrrrrd.

I always choose to believe the best parts of every religion.

infinite monkey 05-11-2011 10:35 AM
Think about it tw. You start with fifty virgins, you boink one, 49 virgins left. You'll eventually run out of virgins. It's a trap!

infinite monkey 05-11-2011 10:37 AM
What are you all planning to wear? Does Sears have a rapture collection?

Pete Zicato 05-11-2011 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 732955)
Think about it tw. You start with fifty virgins, you boink one, 49 virgins left. You'll eventually run out of virgins. It's a trap!
Orrrrrrrrr. It's a new bus song.

49 virgins are here with us all
49 virgins are here...

infinite monkey 05-11-2011 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 732931)
whoo hoo, more room for me!

Here's a thought ... suppose they got the date right, but nobody's saved enough to get taken?
We'll all be standing there waving goodbye to one lone body floating up to the sky. Bye UG! ;)

Pico and ME 05-11-2011 10:47 AM
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Hmmm, so have the classes started up yet?

infinite monkey 05-11-2011 10:50 AM
Suits? We gotta dress up for this crap? Eff that, it'll Saturday. I will be left behind in sweats.

infinite monkey 05-11-2011 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Pete Zicato (Post 732958)
Orrrrrrrrr. It's a new bus song.

49 virgins are here with us all
49 virgins are here...
Knock one down
Rip off her gown

48 virgins are here with us all.

Trilby 05-11-2011 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 732965)
Suits? We gotta dress up for this crap? Eff that, it'll Saturday. I will be left behind in sweats.
:lol:

yabbut - too hot for sweats. I will be left behind in my ragged painting shorts and tee.

footfootfoot 05-11-2011 11:32 AM
virgin with a sturgeon

http://gonefishinclub.com/wp-content...e-sturgeon.jpg

Trilby 05-11-2011 11:34 AM
That's a dolphin.


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