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footfootfoot 05-11-2011 11:43 AM

that was out of control CF

and full of win

Sundae 05-11-2011 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 732913)
why does all this crazy stuff come from china? IIRC, there was a guy there with TWO faces, ffs! What do they do? Eat DEET?

Exceptionally large population = more chances of billion-to-one outcomes.

I feel sorry for the parents most of all.
The little girls are as yet unaware that they are one of nature's cruel jokes, the parents are fully cognisant. And probably looking back with nostalgia on the days when the local hillside was an option.

[/insensitive]

glatt 05-11-2011 12:07 PM

Clicking through to the link, the doctors/nurses taking care of the twins seem to be wearing expressions of disgust. Although maybe it's concern. Looks like disgust though.

Pete Zicato 05-11-2011 02:04 PM

I don't see disgust. Concern with a little "Oh Fuck", thrown in.

footfootfoot 05-11-2011 02:10 PM

and a tad of "eww, don't touch it."

Gravdigr 05-11-2011 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 732815)
Well, two heads are better than one, right?

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 732818)
and not a single neck between them

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 732897)
We're gonna need two apples for this recipe.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 732919)
Man, some people will do anything to get around China's "one child" policy.

[/tasteless]

Oh God, you people are killing me.

:sweat:

DanaC 05-11-2011 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 732992)
Exceptionally large population = more chances of billion-to-one outcomes.

I feel sorry for the parents most of all.
The little girls are as yet unaware that they are one of nature's cruel jokes, the parents are fully cognisant. And probably looking back with nostalgia on the days when the local hillside was an option.

[/insensitive]

Apparently the parents chose to give the twins up pretty much as soon as they were born. They said they couldn't afford to look after such severely disabled children.

Also, according to the report Doctors believe it is extremely unlikely that there would be any way of successfully separating them.

DanaC 05-11-2011 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 732919)
Man, some people will do anything to get around China's "one child" policy.

[/tasteless]

There's a demon sweeping out a cell on one of the lower rings of Hell just for you:P

Sundae 05-11-2011 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 733051)
Apparently the parents chose to give the twins up pretty much as soon as they were born. They said they couldn't afford to look after such severely disabled children.

Also, according to the report Doctors believe it is extremely unlikely that there would be any way of successfully separating them.

I still feel sorry for them. The death of a newborn is traumatic enough - but giving birth to a live baby with such an extreme mutation and knowing you've left it alive with strangers could at least equal that.

And no, I honestly can't believe they could be separated.
Even if they decided one human brain had more value than the other - some Doctors have to make those choices after all - the sheer task of replumbing would be prohibitive. I don't mean to be glib, just couldn't think of a better way to describe the diverting and restructuring of all the various vessels and muscles and tubes etc.

Left alone the child must surely die; one heart two brains - how could the circulatory system cope? It seems to me the kindest thing to do is let it go gently into that good night.

DanaC 05-11-2011 04:17 PM

Oh I still feel sorry for them. I mean, what a fucking nightmare all round. That picture is a little window onto someone's personal hell (Not Clods, hers has higher flames ;P).

footfootfoot 05-11-2011 04:19 PM

and sulfur

ZenGum 05-11-2011 08:51 PM

There's a "one cup" joke here, but it is pretty awful.

monster 05-11-2011 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 733191)
There's a "one cup" joke here, but it is pretty awful.

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ZenGum 05-11-2011 10:14 PM

Oh, you're not calling Glatt on it, though. Why do you hate me? You are being mean to me. It is not nice. I will ask Mr Undertoad to spray wasp spray on your posts.

monster 05-11-2011 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 733210)
Oh, you're not calling Glatt on it, though. Why do you hate me? You are being mean to me. It is not nice. I will ask Mr Undertoad to spray wasp spray on your posts.

I can talk to the wasps. Mr sexxpert has showed me how.


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