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lookout123 05-09-2011 04:40 PM
Oh please you know I do my best work with the lights on.

Nirvana 05-09-2011 08:34 PM
Why is Colonel Angus so popular with the ladies?

Gravdigr 05-10-2011 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 732179)
...I was asking whether I should buy a car from Kuni Lexus to woo a lady...
Cunnilingus is cheaper. Much, much cheaper.

Big Sarge 05-11-2011 02:44 PM
Yep a lot cheaper. Plus I can touch my tongue to me nose!!!!!

Gravdigr 05-11-2011 02:56 PM
I can lick my eyebrows.

lookout123 05-11-2011 03:26 PM
You should trim them.

Sundae 05-11-2011 03:58 PM
I can't touch my nose with my tongue.
But I can suck an egg through a hosepipe.

limey 05-11-2011 04:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 732723)
Cunnilingus is cheaper. Much, much cheaper.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 733035)
Yep a lot cheaper. Plus I can touch my tongue to me nose!!!!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 733040)
I can lick my eyebrows.
Quote:
Originally Posted by lookout123 (Post 733059)
You should trim them.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 733080)
I can't touch my nose with my tongue.
But I can suck an egg through a hosepipe.
:biglaugha:lol::lol2::thankyou::lolsign::notworthy:thumb:

Big Sarge 05-11-2011 05:10 PM
I think I'll just walk up to random women and touch my tongue to my nose. Let's see how that works. I think I might have better luck by a Lexus from Kuni

Tulip 05-11-2011 06:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 733146)
I think I'll just walk up to random women and touch my tongue to my nose.
I dare you do that! I double dare you! Plus, I am really, really curious how a woman would react to that. :D

lookout123 05-11-2011 07:45 PM
about the same as they will to the guy who randomly walks up and says, "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Most of them will just slap him or call the police, but that 1 in 20 who doesn't... she's worth it.

ZenGum 05-11-2011 08:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lookout123 (Post 733185)
about the same as they will to the guy who randomly walks up and says, "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Most of them will just slap him or call the police, but that 1 in 20 who doesn't... she's worth it.
5% ooh yes please
47.5% slap
47.5% call cops

But Big Sarge IS the cops. He's up to 52.5% already. And maybe he likes the slapping. It's a win-win-win! Hey, he's tri-winning!

lookout123 05-11-2011 08:47 PM
He's obviously got the adonis DNA, maybe he could ingest just a little more tiger's blood to take his odds up to @ 90%?

Rrrraven 05-11-2011 10:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by wolf (Post 731999)
Sarge, all I can offer is the advice of Sam Kinison.

Lick the alphabet.

You'll do fine.
Licking the alphabet is too much change. Stick with vowels. O is especially nice.

Gravdigr 05-12-2011 01:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lookout123 (Post 733185)
..."nice shoes, wanna fuck?"...
"Do you like apples?"

"Yes."

"Me too. Let's screw."


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