Is it possible to find true love with a person you have never met? I think I have. God guided me to this safe haven created by Mr. Undertoad. I have never met him, but I have read all of his posts. I can tell he was speaking directly to my soul without ever having met. We are destined to be together.

I don't know what to do. How do I show him our love is true? I think I know where he lives. Do I knock on his door? Do I send him flowers? I have even painted a portait of the two of us together in a sea of rose petals. I am afraid he will not love me because I am blind.

Mr Wolf and Mr Undertoad will not like you making fun of me because I am so pretty. women have always been jealous of my breasts

Pics, or STFU...

I have a pic on my profile and I posted in the RFN section. Please do not be mad at me. I am trying to make friends here.

Shouldn't that be Penis PAM?

Those boobs...not silicon.....not saline.....

Please shave. That shit is nasty.

Dear Penis Spam,

Why will you not answer questions? I thought this was an advice column. :mad:

Soberly,

Dear Abbie

I suspect that "Mr" Wolf will join in the fun if Wolf happens to notice this thread. :rolleyes:

Are you over 40? Don't women over 40 start growing a little facial hair? Maybe you could bleach it or something

Ovarian Hair Syndrome...

Ovarian Hair Syndrome? Is that what happens about the time they develop locator ovaries?

You can tell cause they grow hair on their chins and spend hours in front of the mirror trying to pick them out and look all sexy, to no avail.

Actually it is called polycystic ovarian syndrome.

I reckon you'll find plenty of us oldies with a few weird hairs growing here and there. I don't think it is any impediment to sexiness once they're gone, and I suppose there are some blokes who'd prefer them to be left on. lol

Dear Penis Spam,

I found the image of Osama's corpse in the mole on my nose. The hairs growing out of it made the beard. should I pluck the hairs and use concealer or cut the fucker off and auction it on ebay?

yours lovingly,
Big Sarge