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The burial at sea was to avoid a teary funeral. Apparently Elton John was lined up to play "Sandals in the bin". |
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One time I was out hiking with some friends, and we heard an aircraft overhead, but couldn't see it due to clouds.
"Sounds military" one guy said. "Huh?" I asked. "Fast. Loud. Low." Fair enough. A chopper cirlcing low over the same place could sound purposeful. |
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Navin R. Johnson (suddenly yelling in a mixture of shock and excitement): Wait a minute - what's happening to my special purpose!?
Patty Bernstein (in a passionate voice): What's your special purpose? Navin R. Johnson (still yelling): Well, when I was a kid my mom told me... there goes my special purpose! And someday I'd find out what my special purpose was! Patty Bernstein: Today's the day! Navin R. Johnson: (moaning as we see the whole trailer shakes from the outside): Hey, this is like a ride! |
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I believe it was staged. Osama is in witness relocation with Elvis. They both work at a convenience store near my house
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Pictures of the tail of the crashed helicopter are leading some pretty reliable sources to conclude that the US used a new, previously undisclosed type of helicopter to take part in the raid.
After it crashed, they tried to destroy it, but couldn't reach the tail outside the wall of the compound, so it offers a glimpse of the new helicopter. |
It's a alien space ship. It's probably full of dead aliens.
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That's true, isn't it?
Cool. It makes me even more assured that when the aliens come back to get (some of) us on Dec 24 2011 I will be on the list. I'm RIGHT HERE. And what better example? And I'd make a great alien house pet. |
I'm looking forward to their cookbook! :)
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