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Undertoad 05-01-2011 11:11 AM

bad aim?

Gravdigr 05-01-2011 01:44 PM

I've heard a few drops of Visine in one's drink will do bad things...I wouldn't want to taste it.

Sundae 05-02-2011 06:10 AM

I can't be the only person this happens to?
Perfect aim, just the taste of the eyedrops a few seconds afterwards.

Like those people that take a mouthful of milk and get it to come out of their eyes... Except I don't do that. I try not to do anything deliberately nasty.

Grav - yes. Nasty side effects indeed!

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Visine prank myth
A common urban legend is that a few drops of Visine in an unsuspecting victim's drink will cause a harmless bout of diarrhea. This will not produce diarrhea, but oral administration of Visine can induce dangerous side effects related to Visine's ingredient tetrahydrozoline hydrochloride such as:

Dangerously low body temperature (hypothermia)
Blurred vision
Nausea and vomiting
Difficulty in breathing or even a complete halt in breathing
Elevating (hypertension) then dropping (hypotension) blood pressure
Possible coma
Seizures and tremors

Spexxvet 05-02-2011 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 729639)
I can't be the only person this happens to?
Perfect aim, just the taste of the eyedrops a few seconds afterwards.

Your eyes, ears, nose, and throat are all connected. When you put the eyedrops in, hold your nose. The drops will not be able to drain from your eyes. Wipe your eyes and let go of your nose - no taste.

Happy Monkey 05-02-2011 04:36 PM

Yeah, when I have a stuffed-up nose, and try to blow it, sometimes the air comes out of the inner corner of my eye.

HungLikeJesus 05-02-2011 08:19 PM

For me it comes out of one of my ears.

monster 05-02-2011 09:19 PM

Any orifice advance on ears? Can anyone get snot out of their pachenga or choccy starfish?

ZenGum 05-02-2011 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 729972)
Any orifice advance on ears? Can anyone get snot out of their pachenga or choccy starfish?

Well, if you pick your nose and eat it, it has to come out sooner or later.

monster 05-02-2011 10:42 PM

fair point. Aussies are nothing if not practical...

footfootfoot 05-03-2011 12:57 PM

what's a pachenga?

monster 05-03-2011 01:21 PM

It's a term I stole from mymomsanerd.blogspot.com on facebook yesterday I looked it up and it didn't exist and I thought har.

she's a riot.

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Thought I was in labor at the pool today. (3 intense lower back pains in 10 minutes + cramps) But the I wasn't. SUPER appreciate Jack refusing to leave the pool while I was doubled over. Note to self: 4 year old boys don't really care about hospitals, contractions, or that a person might come out of mommies pachenga, when they are in a pool. Maybe even if they're not in a pool.

footfootfoot 05-03-2011 01:40 PM

I'm pretty sure you'd have to drain the pool for that

monster 05-03-2011 01:43 PM

Someone would complain about their swim class being cancelled.

jasonR 05-08-2011 11:57 AM

I get it bad too at this time of year. Reactine is the only anti-histamine that works for me.

ZenGum 05-09-2011 03:17 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 730177)
I'm pretty sure you'd have to drain the pool for that


Triple the admission price and tell 'em it's a nutrient rich health bath. :yelgreedy

God, have it often enough and it could become a theme-pool. The placenta play-centre. Folks would be queueing up!


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