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footfootfoot 04-27-2011 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nirvana (Post 727892)
I had fantasies of fashioning a penis out of spam which would actually require me to buy a can of that [shudder] and be artistic enough to create such a thing. I hope my idea to do this will suffice

until someone else really does it

have you tried a google image search? Not that I question your originality, but pretty much anything we can think of is out there...

penis spam 04-27-2011 10:33 AM

1 Attachment(s)
This is how mine came out. I know he will beat me and push me down the stairs. The very worse is when he uts a muzzle on my assistance dog, Then no one can speak to me.

infinite monkey 04-27-2011 10:33 AM

There are 12 or more coffee beans in the urn.

footfootfoot 04-27-2011 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 727909)
There are 12 or more coffee beans in the urn.

?

Spexxvet 04-27-2011 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 727909)
There are 12 or more coffee beans in the urn.

And not one named Ahmed.

Beest 04-27-2011 12:18 PM

Hey! stop changing the words under your name PS, it could confuse a stupid person :o

penis spam 04-27-2011 01:02 PM

i am not chhanging the words. who has been doing this to me. why are you so mean to me. i will report all of this to the mr wolf-man. i think it is mtp because she is jealous of my love for brianna

Jill 04-27-2011 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nirvana (Post 727892)

I had fantasies of fashioning a penis out of spam which would actually require me to buy a can of that [shudder] and be artistic enough to create such a thing. I hope my idea to do this will suffice

until someone else really does it

I will never forget the time my mother had a Halloween party and had me help her make door prizes for everyone, plus a prize each for the male and female with the best costume.

It was molded candy that was made from various kinds of chocolate, the white chocolate having food coloring added to make it pinkish. The door prizes were penis lollipops and the Grand Prizes were a pair of breasts for the male winner and a giant penis, complete with milk chocolate covered coconut pubic hair for the female winner.

It was the funniest damn thing I've ever seen.

morethanpretty 04-27-2011 10:28 PM

BUMP

morethanpretty 04-27-2011 10:50 PM

have you heard?

BigV 04-27-2011 11:00 PM

bird is the word~!

morethanpretty 04-27-2011 11:25 PM

show us your penis spam!

monster 04-27-2011 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 728125)

bird is the wanging item

morethanpretty 04-27-2011 11:27 PM

dirty bird!

BigV 04-28-2011 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by morethanpretty (Post 728170)
dirty bird!

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 728168)
bird is the wanging item

truer words and all that....


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