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Wicked Game by Chis Isaak : whiniest singing out there..

nooooooiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeedontwannafallinlovewithyouoooooo

I like the song though....:blush:.

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Originally Posted by Jill (Post 727541)

Okay, this literally made me giggle out loud!

I think I'll have to nominate MacArthur Park

MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

Oh, no?

OH, NO! :eek:

:greenface

OH where is my MacArthur Park story? I know I posted it here once...

Found it!

I wait with baked breath, footfootfoot!

Love Hurts by Nazareth.

Really good when you've just broken up with someone and you're drunk and alone though. Turn it up to full volume and piss the neighbours off.

Don't forget to sing along!

Oh, that reminds of....fuck what was that song, from this one time that me and J split up...a Cher song. Great break-up tune, any other time awful. That's gonna drive me mad. Gotta google.

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 727609)

Oh, that reminds of....fuck what was that song, from this one time that me and J split up...a Cher song. Great break-up tune, any other time awful. That's gonna drive me mad. Gotta google.

I (don't) got you babe?

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Originally Posted by Jill (Post 727596)

I wait with baked breath, footfootfoot!

http://cellar.org/showpost.php?p=705749&postcount=6146

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 727615)

I (don't) got you babe?

Nope. I got it. I googled its ass: 'If I could Turn back Time' !

Really? Isn't that one where she's on the ship with the huge phallic symbol? lol

I never thought of that one as whiney. Probably because it's up tempo.

Oh it's horrible. And so whiny.

Here look:

Quote:

If I could turn back time
If I could find a way I'd take back those words that hurt you and you'd stay

I don't know why I did the things I did I don't know why I said the things I said
Pride's like a knife it can cut deep inside
Words are like weapons they wound sometimes.

I didn't really mean to hurt you I didn't wanna see you go I know I made you cry, but baby

[Chorus:]
If I could turn back time
If I could find a way
I'd take back those words that hurt you
And you'd stay
If I could reach the stars
I'd give them all to you
Then you'd love me, love me
Like you used to do

If I could turn back time

My world was shattered I was torn apart
Like someone took a knife and drove it deep in my heart
You walked out that door I swore that I didn't care
But I lost everything darling then and there

Too strong to tell you I was sorry
Too proud to tell you I was wrong
I know that I was blind, and ooh...

[Chorus]

Ooohh

If I could turn back time
If I could turn back time
If I could turn back time
ooh baby

I didn't really mean to hurt you
I didn't want to see you go
I know I made you cry
Ooohh

[Chorus #2]
If I could turn back time
If I could find a way
I'd take back those words that hurt you
If I could reach the stars
I'd give them all to you
Then you'd love me, love me
Like you used to do

If I could turn back time (turn back time)
If I could find a way (find a way)
Then baby, maybe, maybe
You'd stay

[to fade]
Reach the stars
If I could reach the stars

So whiny. So, so whiny.

Oh yeah, the lyrics are pretty sad. I knew that. lol

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 727616)

http://cellar.org/showpost.php?p=705749&postcount=6146

I take it back. It was the teacher who was baked! Holy smokes.

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 727544)

*chuckles* at limey
Do you mean At Seventeen by Janis Ian?

Oh GAWD yes Infinite Monkey. Cheeeeeezus, what a song! It also pissed me off because at 17 you know NUFFINK and think you know it all and wah wah wah

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 727621)

Nope. I got it. I googled its ass: 'If I could Turn back Time' !

Oh good one!

I like Cher. I think she was wonderful in some of her movies: Moonstruck, Silkwood, Mask...but if she never opened her mouth to sing another song I wouldn't miss it.

She sounds like when you have to clear your throat 'cause there's like a bubble in it: like Kermit the Frog on voice lessons.