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Here's my answer for you, then, F&M.

1. Which code of footy?
AFL, strangely conflicted between Crows and Power. Long story, but I'm an odd mix or working class and middle class. I play touch rugby though, and like to watch a bit of union, too.

2. Holdens or Fords?
Holdens. Never owned either (except a "holden apollo" which is a rebadged camry) but living in Adelaide ... also I quite like the shape of the recent commodores. And the Monaro is awesome.

3. How many days will your local supermarket be open between now and Wednesday?

Bloody ONE!. Closed Friday, Sunday, Monday (all for easter) and Tuesday (ANZAC day). Bloody Adelaide shopping hours laws.

4. What natural disaster affected your area most recently?

Not a lot here either. It was a mild and somewhat wet summer, so the worst we got was a few locusts. I guess before that it was the drought.
Didn't you guys have fires there this summer?

5. Which are scarier: drop-bears, trap-door wombats or funnel-web spiders?
Trap-door wombats. Funnel-web spiders can be dealt with by means of a shovel, and drop-bears kept off by generous applications of vegemite to the head. Nothing can save you from a trappie, though.

Crocs in the Swan river ... :lol2: you joker!

I feel like Minnie Pearl tonite!

Howdeeeeee! :)

Hang on a minute!

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Originally Posted by eff&em (Post 725222)

3 - Dunno, I'll ask the missus,

5 - I actually just had my girlfriends

:eyebrow:

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Originally Posted by eff&em (Post 725448)

I don't care if you are a cardboard box, as long as you're one of those cardboard boxes with something interesting to say..

You know maybe a good story, one of those boxes that fell off a truck and ended up stuck in the middle of a freeway causing all sorts of headaches until a homeless person picks you up and uses you for occupancy. Now if you're one of those boxes or similar, TALK TO ME, because i want the insight. I want to know what its like to be a box like that, it must be amazing to live the life that you have?

I'm losing it..

That's some funny shit right there.

Gives me a new Hobo-hunting idea, too.

Nice big cardboard box in a quiet alley, with half a bottle of moonshine therein ... Hobo finds and drinks himself into stupor ... move box onto freeway, take bets on what happens and how long until it does...

Kinda sporting, no?

Seems like the lazy man's approach to killin' hobos. More sporting to lure them in naurally. Like a job and a face.

I lure my hobos in with a hobo mating call whistle. Fresh from wild are pretty good, but sometime I pen them up and feed them good grain for a few weeks to fatten them up. Have to have a good strong pen though, and NEVER go inside with them. They are wily beasts and tough as the dickens. Sometimes we'll carve one up for eating and find 5 or 10 slugs from previous times that had healed up!

Oh...and hello eff&em.

I don't believe in killing hobos for sport.
However if I find a fresh dead one I don't have a problem taking him home to keep me company.

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 725525)

Hang on a minute!

:eyebrow:

You know, some yobbo's refer to their g/f as their missus. Don't go getting your conservative knickers in a knot just yet. ;)

I was just wondering if he was a playa, that's all.

You're probably right, though.

Did you leave us? Damnit....another one bites the dust.