May 31, 2011
 

from Kentucky.com

If I got twenty-some odd pounds of weed, I'll be damned if I'm going to work. Just saying.

Man Reports Kitten Attack

Officer Finds Kitten 'Calm'

Its not from the Onion, believe it or not

A 24-year-old man called police to report that a kitten attacked him on Thursday, investigators said. The incident was reported at about 4 p.m. Thursday in the 5500 block of Meadowood Drive. According to a police report, the man told an officer that he found the kitten in a wood pile behind his house. An officer said the man told him he grabbed the kitten "and tied to tie a string around the kitten's neck," prompting the kitten to bite him on the thumb. The man showed the officer a puncture through the top and bottom of his thumb. "Both punctures were minor, with little bleeding," part of the police report read. The officer said the kitten was very calm and wasn't aggressive unless provoked when he saw the animal.
The kitten was taken to the Speedway Street Department.

Its thirst for blood was satisfied by then, but just wait until next time.

look at the bones!

"Run away, run away!!!"

This knucklehead is a sure win for Darwin Lifetime Achievement Award.

I guess he cleared the house.


Besides, you shouldn't dry fire your weapon anyway.

Wow. What a bunch of fucking morons. Where the hell in Nebraska do they live that they are so worried about having to defend their home with a shotgun that they practice it?

These "tactical" obsessed people bother me. The knife world has a huge audience for tactical knives. Few of these guys have any sort of fighting training, and almost none have any actual hand to hand combat experience. Yet they believe they would actually be able to use their fighting knife (or 14" bowie) to defend themselves.

I'm sure I'll be a hypocrite and sell tactical knives to any and everyone. Maybe I'll also include information on where to get proper training.

Maybe that's why my father never let me learn how to shoot a gun. So, I carried a knife instead. :rolleyes: :lol: Don't worry, I had pepper spray on me at the time too....hmm...and a taser? :lol: Just a background story of why, I had night classes back in college and there were recent rape incidents at the time. Back then, the campus was rather empty by the time I got out of classes.

If you're gonna have a weapon, you need to practice with it, no?

What they should have been practicing beforehand, is trigger discipline.:neutral:

Idiot of the Maybe-Not-Today-Maybe-Not-Tomorrow-But-Soon:

Hey!

He's using the same camera and enclosure I have. It's a Canon A710IS and the enclosure is a WP-DC6.

I don't have his polar bear though.

You've tried Turducken. Now, if this man eats a bacon sandwich, you can sample Manbearpig!


Okay, Bearmanpig. :p

Got a bunch of these in an email.

Here's the best/worst of 'em:

And this one.

following on from the first story..

http://www.metrowestdailynews.com/fe...ot-in-the-mail