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Shawnee123 03-08-2011 08:33 AM

In college we said "as smart as roadkill."

plthijinx 03-08-2011 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 715532)
.... Rides the Short Bus.

there was a long one?

busterb 03-08-2011 11:50 AM

If IQ was 2 points higher, they'd be a carrot

Undertoad 03-08-2011 12:12 PM

A bubble off plumb

footfootfoot 03-08-2011 12:14 PM

He's only got two synapses, connected by a spirochete and he's just been put on penicillin.

Clodfobble 03-08-2011 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster
oh wait, I remembered (a not very nice) one I heard over here... Rides the Short Bus.

We said this one a lot as kids. Back when my dad was still insisting there was nothing wrong with Minifob, I laughed and informed him, "Dad, in the mornings he literally rides the short bus to school."

Except then later in the year, too many kids had joined the program and they had to switch them to a long bus. So now he's fine! :)

Glinda 03-08-2011 01:39 PM

Hanging out where the buses don't run

Has one wheel in the gutter

The wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead

Lights are on but nobody's home

Smart as bait

His brother was an only child

His cord doesn’t quite reach the outlet

His cheese done slipped off his cracker

footfootfoot 03-08-2011 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glinda (Post 715655)
His brother was an only child

lmao

monster 03-08-2011 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 715652)
Except then later in the year, too many kids had joined the program and they had to switch them to a long bus. So now he's fine! :)

awesome! :lol:

jimhelm 03-08-2011 01:57 PM

dumb as a bag of hair

monster 03-08-2011 02:01 PM

Has Delusions of Adequacy

Nirvana 03-08-2011 02:05 PM

Has an IQ the same as her dress size...

monster 03-08-2011 02:06 PM

So dense light bends around him
Room Temperature IQ
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled
Strong like bear, smart like tractor

plthijinx 03-08-2011 06:36 PM

the average IQ in the tdcj is 85. sooooo, i had coined the phrase while on hiatus - eeeeeiiiiiiiiggggghhhhhttttttyyyyyyyyy-fiiiiiiiiive. and just shake my head most times. other times i would just look on in a blank stare wondering how someone could be so dumb.

monster 03-08-2011 10:20 PM

ya know, I was thinking room temps in celcius....


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