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In college we said "as smart as roadkill."
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If IQ was 2 points higher, they'd be a carrot
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A bubble off plumb
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He's only got two synapses, connected by a spirochete and he's just been put on penicillin.
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Except then later in the year, too many kids had joined the program and they had to switch them to a long bus. So now he's fine! :) |
Hanging out where the buses don't run
Has one wheel in the gutter The wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead Lights are on but nobody's home Smart as bait His brother was an only child His cord doesn’t quite reach the outlet His cheese done slipped off his cracker |
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dumb as a bag of hair
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Has Delusions of Adequacy
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Has an IQ the same as her dress size...
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So dense light bends around him
Room Temperature IQ Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled Strong like bear, smart like tractor |
the average IQ in the tdcj is 85. sooooo, i had coined the phrase while on hiatus - eeeeeiiiiiiiiggggghhhhhttttttyyyyyyyyy-fiiiiiiiiive. and just shake my head most times. other times i would just look on in a blank stare wondering how someone could be so dumb.
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ya know, I was thinking room temps in celcius....
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