In college we said "as smart as roadkill."

there was a long one?

If IQ was 2 points higher, they'd be a carrot

A bubble off plumb

He's only got two synapses, connected by a spirochete and he's just been put on penicillin.

We said this one a lot as kids. Back when my dad was still insisting there was nothing wrong with Minifob, I laughed and informed him, "Dad, in the mornings he literally rides the short bus to school."

Except then later in the year, too many kids had joined the program and they had to switch them to a long bus. So now he's fine! :)

Hanging out where the buses don't run

Has one wheel in the gutter

The wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead

Lights are on but nobody's home

Smart as bait

His brother was an only child

His cord doesn’t quite reach the outlet

His cheese done slipped off his cracker

lmao

awesome! :lol:

dumb as a bag of hair

Has Delusions of Adequacy

Has an IQ the same as her dress size...

So dense light bends around him
Room Temperature IQ
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled
Strong like bear, smart like tractor

the average IQ in the tdcj is 85. sooooo, i had coined the phrase while on hiatus - eeeeeiiiiiiiiggggghhhhhttttttyyyyyyyyy-fiiiiiiiiive. and just shake my head most times. other times i would just look on in a blank stare wondering how someone could be so dumb.

ya know, I was thinking room temps in celcius....