Glatt - always take your own loo paper.
Sundae - I made sure I left my sunglasses on the windowsill outside the cubicle, and tightly furled my rather flappy trousers to prevent mishaps ;)
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I like your precautions, limey!

After visiting numerous unsavory loos along the highway yesterday, my personal rules now are: always remove your glasses and wig before barfing in a strange loo - well, before barfing at all. And definitely tightly furl loose clothing.

(see honeymoon fail thread)

I have a weird memory of desperately needing to go to the toilet halfway across France. The coach stopped eventually, an unscheduled stop that made the driver quite grumpy; he was English but had total Gallic charm.

I walked into the hole in the floor toilet, retched and decided I could hold on for another couple of hours.

I'm not sure if this really happened. Truth is I'm not whiney about needing to go. If I tell you I need to, then I really need to (remember this for the future.)
But I do know with hindsight that I must already have been running a high temperature, which developed into the worst fever I've ever experienced, the only one to include hallucinations.

So maybe it was a fever-dream. If I'd really needed to go that badly I'd have squatted by the roadside.

A pooper w/a puker:

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That is a pissor with a puker

Or a pair of pissers for starstruck lovers that can't bear to be apart.

Yeah, I assumed there was a pooper. Shouldn't have done that.

Sorry. Sorry urrbody.

I'm frankly baffled.

That tiled thing is too high to be anything but a puker, surely. Also borne out by the sign.
But seriously - where in the WORLD do people throw up that regularly that they need to make special accommodation for it?!
Well, bars maybe. But wouldn't a normal cubicle serve the dual purpose of being somewhere where people could pass solids?

I think the idea is to have them throw up on something that the next person isn't going to want to sit on.

I looked for the source of this thing. Russian sites claim it's Russian. Czech site claim it's Czech. And French sites claim it's British.

Resolution is not good enough to make out the language on the sign ...


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I think the to hand grips give it away, unless it's in a culture of vertical towel racks. :haha:

Could be useful for seasick passengers on a ship.

That's right, with these floating skyscrapers they probably discourage over the rail. Good thinking.

:lol:

Good call re the ship idea.
Except there's only one. Shouldn't the atavistic phenomenon of sympathetic vomiting mean there was at least a row of them? There can't only be one seasick person on-board.

(I am thinking about this WAY too much)