Citric pineapples
will pull you up from that hell
by your glatt bootstraps

I didn't write this one, but it's funny. To me anyway.

haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator

If liposuction
Could provide flammable fat
Life would be awesome

Antidepressants
Work by causing arguments
To distract from gloom

;)

Procrastination
Oh how haiku takes your form
When work does beckon

Pineapple hairdo
Needs drastic intervention.
Hate getting hair cut

:(

Still didn't go yet
And soon it will be too late
oh dear. *sigh*. (Hooray)

Still no haircut and
No trip to the gym, perhaps
someone stole my bucket?

hockey night. again.
what? first minute penalty?
Am I proud? You bet.

:D

East wind in the Gorge
Venus rising crystal morn
Still can't see Russia

Made-up statistics
Are not intended to be
factual statements

God had a rapture
And left me here with heathens.
Oh, hello Cellar!

:)

A vague foreboding
Has settled upon my head
Just too much coffee?

House is so messy
I wonder if tornadoes
Would leave it better?