Have your cake and eat it too.

drive 55

Believe I ate the whole thing

My momma can't dance and my daddy don't rock and roll.

you can't touch this!

Ignore this.

Add fried rice to the chinese foods that re-heat well.

have any pudding, if you don't eat yer meat

make tea in a microwave

Take my eyes off of you

you can't handle the truth!

do that on television

Incorrect.
It isn't very nice though.

I, personally, cannot cut a straight line using scissors.
When it's been necessary for something I was making that I really wanted to look good, I've used a craft knife and a ruler.

You cant reheat leftover pasta with a cream-based sauce either.

It ain't tea if it's made in a microwave.