from "Good Morning, Vietnam"

Adrian Cronauer: You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.

Parole Board chairman: They've got a name for people like you H.I. That name is called "recidivism."
Parole Board member: Repeat offender!
Parole Board chairman: Not a pretty name, is it H.I.?
H.I.: No, sir. That's one bonehead name, but that ain't me any more.
Parole Board chairman: You're not just telling us what we want to hear?
H.I.: No, sir, no way.
Parole Board member: 'Cause we just want to hear the truth.
H.I.: Well, then I guess I am telling you what you want to hear.
Parole Board chairman: Boy, didn't we just tell you not to do that?
H.I.: Yes, sir.
Parole Board chairman: Okay, then.

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Evelle: [about the balloons he just bought] These blow up into funny shapes and all?
Grocer: Well no... unless round is funny.

from Raising Arizona

Sage advice too,
Winston Zeddemore: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!

I also found this rifling through the quotes ( 'cause I wanted to get it right, not make some half assed vague interpretation NTTAWWT :p:):

Dr. Peter Venkman: I don't have to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.


make current view on things is often summed up by:
Willard: They told me that you had gone totally insane, and that your methods were unsound.
Kurtz: Are my methods unsound?
Willard: I don't see any method at all, sir.

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

True fame is being featured on the Simpsons.

The American President

Sydney Ellen Wade: Yeah... I gotta nip this in the bud. This has catastrophe written all over it.
Beth Wade: In what language? Sydney, the man is the leader of the free world. He's brilliant, funny, handsome. He's an above-average dancer. Isn't it possible our standards are just a tad high?

You folks have never met me...I'm Czarina, I found this forum stumbling, thought I'd stick around, test the waters.
House quote: "If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people."
movie quote: from Man With Two Brains...."Goddamn your drunk tests are hard!"

I remember that movie, Czar...Steve Martin. Which made me think of this line from Parenthood:

[Gil has been complaining about his complicated life; Grandma wanders into the room]
Grandma: You know, when I was nineteen, Grandpa took me on a roller coaster.
Gil: Oh?
Grandma: Up, down, up, down. Oh, what a ride!
Gil: What a great story.
Grandma: I always wanted to go again. You know, it was just so interesting to me that a ride could make me so frightened, so scared, so sick, so excited, and so thrilled all together! Some didn't like it. They went on the merry-go-round. That just goes around. Nothing. I like the roller coaster. You get more out of it.

Hey Shawnee...'Stands With Fist' + Shawnee...are you Native American? I'm 1/8 Cherokee. 'Wendy Running Mouth' is the one that stuck for me.

Another from Man With Two Brains:
"You cooked her nines!"

The Shield
Shane Vendrell: "Eatin' ain't cheatin'."

Vic Mackey: [to Dutch] "Just attack it like you're hungry. Like the wolf."

The Breakfast Club (It's really about the last line, I've included more for context):

Claire Standish: So academic clubs aren't the same as other kinds of clubs.
John Bender: Ah... but to dorks like him, they are. What do you guys do in your club?
Brian Johnson: Well, in physics we... we talk about physics, properties of physics.
John Bender: So it's sorta social, demented and sad, but social. Right?

And virtually everything R. Lee Ermey says to his Grabastic Pieces of Amphibian Shit in Full Metal Jacket.

Gunny Hartman: You climb obstacles like old people fuck.

Gunny Hartman (paraphrasing): If God wanted you over this obstacle, he would've miracled your ass over it by now.

And, the greatest line from "Full Metal Jacket";

Gunny Hartman: You look like the kind of man that would fuck another man in the ass and not even have the god-damned common courtesy to give him a reach around. I'll be watching you.

As I understand it, filming was halted after that last line was delivered, as Ermey had to explain to Kubrick exactly what a "reach around" was.

another ghost busters classic - last line of the clip

The main character, Preacher, a mountain man, is talking to Eddie, a little boy, about wolves...

~ William W. Johnstone, from "Forty Guns West"

Ronny Cammareri: I ain't no freakin' monument to justice! I lost my hand! I lost my bride! Johnny has his hand! Johnny has his bride! You want me to take my heartache, put it away and forget?

--Moonstruck