Rent the church at night for Satan worshipers.

One way non-profits earn reasonable money round here is trash-picking/cleaning the sports stadiums after big games. Is that a possibility? It's hard work and it's nasty, but if you really want to raise that money.....

There's no such thing as a free church......

So, Fargon, how's it going?

Sometimes when people say, "This is a great deal, but we have to have a whole lot of money real soon," it might be best to pass on that particular deal.

Shave Jesus day!


Sorry.

Seriously, have you tried getting the band back together?