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spudcon 08-17-2010 08:19 PM

Serves her right for going to Starbucks in the first place.

Crimson Ghost 08-17-2010 08:58 PM

I have, on occasion, had to go to Starbucks.
When I order a "large regular coffee", I've never been corrected.
Then again, I look like I 'could' be a problem.

As per Coke/Pepsi, I order a Coke, no ice.
When I get "Pepsi ok?", it's "NO! Pepsi is not ok! It MUST be Coke! But if Pepsi's all you got, that's fine."
The confusion is worth it.

TheMercenary 08-17-2010 09:05 PM

Starbucks sucks! Go to DD.

Crimson Ghost 08-17-2010 09:25 PM

Large DD Ice Coffee, light and sweet.
My new gotta-have.

squirell nutkin 08-17-2010 10:28 PM

I'll add my opinion. The woman is a douchebag asshole, Lookout should have popped a cap in her ass. WTF is wrong with people hassling employees of places like Starbucks. They don't make the rules and they don't make much more than minimum wage. I'd have walked away and told my manager "Dude, I'm not getting paid enough to put up with touch-holes like her."

Post her fucking picture in every starbucks and ban her.

Fucking idiot.

kerosene 08-17-2010 10:47 PM

Once I went to a Barnes and Noble coffee shop and thought it was all Starbucksie, so I ordered a "Viente Iced Chai" to which a surely teenager said "This isn't starbucks!"

squirell nutkin 08-17-2010 10:57 PM

Once I went into a store and asked for 3 pounds of Polish sausage and the store keeper asked me if I was Polish. I said, "Yeah, what of it? If I'd asked for Italian sausage, would you have asked me if I were Italian?"

"Probably not." He replied.
"What if I asked for German sausage, would you ask if I were German?"
"Probably not." He said again.
"Then why assume I'm Polish just because I asked for Polish sausage?"
"Because this is a hardware store, Jack."

Gravdigr 08-18-2010 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spudcon (Post 677128)
Serves her right for going to Starbucks in the first place.

Fuck Starbucks. And arthritis.

Gravdigr 08-18-2010 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squirell nutkin (Post 677189)
Once I went into a store and asked for 3 pounds of Polish sausage and the store keeper asked me if I was Polish. I said, "Yeah, what of it? If I'd asked for Italian sausage, would you have asked me if I were Italian?"

"Probably not." He replied.
"What if I asked for German sausage, would you ask if I were German?"
"Probably not." He said again.
"Then why assume I'm Polish just because I asked for Polish sausage?"
"Because this is a hardware store, Jack."

Oldie, but, a goodie!:D

Shawnee123 08-18-2010 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squirell nutkin (Post 677178)
I'll add my opinion. The woman is a douchebag asshole, Lookout should have popped a cap in her ass. WTF is wrong with people hassling employees of places like Starbucks. They don't make the rules and they don't make much more than minimum wage. I'd have walked away and told my manager "Dude, I'm not getting paid enough to put up with touch-holes like her."

Post her fucking picture in every starbucks and ban her.

Fucking idiot.

I'm thoroughly convinced that there are people on earth whose soul purpose is to be an asshole to everyone, even someone just trying to make an honest buck.

Some bitch ass stopped in the gas station near me last week, and was acting like the obvious made-up prissy bitch she was because the employee asked another employee to help her get her receipt out of the pump. "Can't you print me one in here" "No ma'am, sorry I can't. He'll fix you up out there." "Well that's just GREAT."

Go back to Cuntville, is what I say.

:p:

Griff 08-18-2010 11:30 AM

All minimum wage employees should be allowed one audible pooch punt to cuntville per shift.

Shawnee123 08-18-2010 11:32 AM

:lol:

Agree!

Shawnee123 08-18-2010 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tw (Post 677093)
Belusi was not speaking good English. He looked like a Muslim. Back then it was humor. Today he must be evil.

How dare he serve Cheeseburgers near ground zero. Cheeseburgers in NYC that are not even Kosher? He must be evil.

Nothing destroys boredom more than intolerance. Hate, improper English, and the destruction of boredom. Life is good.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint (Post 677094)
tw... you light up my life.

Me too! :)

dmg1969 08-18-2010 11:56 AM

Why the fuck didn't she just answer NEITHER when asked if she wanted butter or cream cheese. I'd say maybe it was that time of the month, but she's probably like that all the time. What a bitch.

Shawnee123 08-18-2010 11:57 AM

:eyebrow:

Hahahahaha...you really didn't just say she must have been on the rag, did you?

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