Exactly.

Now, over here, I've got a nice used car for sale....

/Jersey born, Jersey bred, and when the time comes, I'll be Jersey dead.

With all due respect to you, I do not trust a state that charges a ransom to leave.

(That being said, I spent part of Saturday in Spring Lake and Ocean Grove. A friend made me do it. I felt uncomfortable and sweaty most of the time.)

And if you know what's good for you, you'll pay the ransom without getting the cops involved...

Just remember, it's only kinky the first time...