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monster 05-24-2010 08:47 PM
Cool, I just learned a new word, thanks. Now to use it as often as possible.....

Cloud 05-24-2010 11:08 PM
waaaay more than I ever wanted to know about slugs!

HungLikeJesus 05-24-2010 11:31 PM
Slugs have penises?

Gravdigr 05-25-2010 01:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhianne (Post 658140)
Of course you wouldn't want to be a slug - they practice apophallation.

Slugs are hermaphrodites - they have both sets of sexual organs. Now that part might sound fine to you but when mating they wrap their penises around each other and sometimes they have difficulty separating. When this happens one of the slugs will gnaw off either its own or its partners penis leaving it only able to mate as a female for the rest of its life.

Anyone here fancy being apophallated?
Anybody here tries to wrap their penis around me, Imma show you something you never seen before...the other end of it.

TheDaVinciChode 05-25-2010 05:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 658216)
Anybody here tries to wrap their penis around me, Imma show you something you never seen before...the other end of it.
Penile Swan Lake?

Count me in!

ZenGum 05-25-2010 06:44 AM
Bite me.

Shawnee123 05-25-2010 08:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhianne (Post 658140)
Of course you wouldn't want to be a slug - they practice apophallation.
Maybe if they keep practicing they'll get really good at it!

Ba dum dum! :p:

Rhianne 05-25-2010 05:17 PM
Yes, HungLikeJesus, slugs do have penises - huge ones! Often they are more than half the length of the animal's body.

Just imagine if yours was that size - you'd be nearly eight inches tall!

Rhianne 05-25-2010 05:21 PM
I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself there!

fargon 05-25-2010 05:49 PM
I have a cousin that is a slug.

HungLikeJesus 05-25-2010 09:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhianne (Post 658401)
Yes, HungLikeJesus, slugs do have penises - huge ones! Often they are more than half the length of the animal's body.

Just imagine if yours was that size - you'd be nearly eight inches tall!
Oh, no. I'm metric.

Gravdigr 05-26-2010 01:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhianne (Post 658401)
Yes, HungLikeJesus, slugs do have penises - huge ones! Often they are more than half the length of the animal's body.

Just imagine if yours was that size - you'd be nearly eight inches tall!
Quote:
Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 658424)
Oh, no. I'm metric.
:lol2:

Cloud 05-30-2010 10:46 AM
a slug is just a homeless snail. where's the love?

growing up in California, we'd get these giant banana slugs. Kids used to delight in pouring stuff on them and watching them die--salt, for instance. I'm sure I did that at least one--those slugs were gross.

I'm going to hell!

Glinda 05-30-2010 01:21 PM
The slugs here in the Pacific Northwest are enormous and hideous. They leave big poos on the sides of my house.

http://comps.fotosearch.com/comp/CSP..._~k2280154.jpg http://comps.fotosearch.com/comp/CSP..._~k0928984.jpg http://cheriblock.files.wordpress.co...rey_slug-1.jpg http://comps.fotosearch.com/comp/AGE...F07-177358.jpg http://www.fwi.co.uk/blogs/rural-life/slugs.jpg

Whenever I come across one, I get out my garden shears and chop it in half. The black goo that comes out sticks to EVERYTHING, and it's so vile, even the chickens will have nothing to do with them. Can you imagine how nasty something has to be before a chicken will turn its nose up at it?

KILL KILL KILL

Rhianne 05-30-2010 01:46 PM
Aw, they're cute. Just imagine them covered in a little fluff - they would look just like tiny baby seals and we'd be organising protest marches to stop nasty Canadians clubbing them (or pouring salt on them or chopping them in half with garden shears!).

I'm going off to start my own 'Hug A Slug' campaign right now!


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