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TheMercenary 05-04-2010 08:01 PM

Peace and quiet.

No women.

A cabin in the woods.

Sheldonrs 05-05-2010 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 653677)
If, by some direct intervention from God, I live to be 100 years old, I'm gonna beat-off on the town square, even if I have to take a little blue pill to do it!

What's the town squares' name and why do you want to beat off on him? Because he's not hip and cool?


:cool:

Gravdigr 05-06-2010 02:10 PM

hahahahaha---NOT!

ZenGum 05-06-2010 07:45 PM

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Peace and quiet.

No women.

A cabin in the woods.

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spudcon 05-06-2010 09:49 PM

Gonna get laid!

classicman 05-06-2010 10:14 PM

that the unibombers place? I thought someone already bought it

ZenGum 05-07-2010 04:08 AM

Un - A - bomber ... but yes, it was.

It was moved to a warehouse, for some reason. Dunno if anyone owns it now.

Shawnee123 05-07-2010 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 654390)
Un - A - bomber ... but yes, it was.

It was moved to a warehouse, for some reason. Dunno if anyone owns it now.

:lol:

I'd recognize that cabin anywhere. The UnAbomber said I could have it.

(Did you ever wonder how many times someone corrected Bush that it is NU-CLEE-AR, not NUK-U-LAR, yet he refused to comply?) ;)

Trilby 05-07-2010 07:49 AM

Dance on the grave of a jogger.

xoxoxoBruce 05-07-2010 08:32 AM

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Dancing is too much work, how about picnicking?;)

classicman 05-07-2010 09:07 AM

Lemme axe you sumptin?
No? then F off.

ZenGum 05-07-2010 09:11 AM

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Stormieweather 05-07-2010 09:11 AM

Lessee...I will do the sky diving long before I'm 100 (my 22 yr old son and I plan to go together soon). There's very little else in the way of 'adventure' that I haven't already.

So the second half of my century will be spent enjoying my children (and as yet unborn grandchildren) and playing with my various hobbies (like street racing my corvette :D). Oh and earning a living, because I spent the first half of my century adventuring instead of investing :o.

classicman 05-07-2010 09:20 AM

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one frickin typo and the nazis come out from under their rocks.

xoxoxoBruce 05-07-2010 10:18 AM

The FBI tagged him UNABOM.
The media called him Unabomber.
The people called him Unibomber.
Unlike Soviet Russia, the people win.:p:


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