I can't think of anything.

Being very good at what I do, being willing to take the jobs no one else wants and get them done on time and putting up with an amazing amount of bullshit. I have even brought in new customers just by noticing they were there and making the right contacts.

Yeah, that makes me a little uncomfortable as well.

the security guard. He walks me to my car at night so the triffids don't get me. (They spit poison and kill)

But wait, you're not currently employed, so erm.....

The inexhaustible supply of human dumbness.

This.

The fact that they won't find another person to do their IT who will ALSO...
do the mail
run to the courthouse
plunge toilets
plus a shit-load more.

They are sooooooo f'ed if I leave!

The problem is, 85% of top management don't realize how effed they'll be until it's too late and they sack you to cut costs.

4 out of 5 dentists disagree.

Yeah, it's that fifth dentist.

:lol:

I've heard he doesn't warranty his crowns.

There are always more crazy people. No matter how hard we try to fix 'em, the ones we know about still keep breaking, and there's all these new ones.

Education and a never ending stream of sick people....