Order a porno from da pizza joint.

I can't believe no one mentioned that the guy wearing the nicely tailored suit could have been a pimp. Maybe he left his feather boa in the car? Maybe they are his training videos for all of his other hoes?

Maybe he's married and doesn't dare download pr0n at home?

That sure sounds like a boring marriage....

When I worked at a CD store that also sold used DVDs we often had customers come in seeling or asking to buy "Flicks"... they meant the porn we kept in the filing cabinet behind the counter. All I can figure is the folks that buy/ rent porn for whatever reason either do not have the means to watch it online or are not willing to take the risk. Looking at porn online can not only lead to viruses of the computer variety, but if you don't know how to clear your browsing history and you have a computer savy spouse you may be afraid you'll be caught... or perhaps the computing device they own belongs to the company for which they work and they cannot risk being caught with porn on that device... who knows

I think I'm going to dominoes soon.

That's so sad.:(