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squirell nutkin 04-19-2010 09:05 PM
"...the doctor says you gonna die..."

I love that joke.

Gravdigr 04-20-2010 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 650125)
Fuck the onion.:eyebrow:
[Yakov] In London, onion fucks you! [/Yakov]

Flint 04-20-2010 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Flint (Post 650004)
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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 650125)
Fuck the onion.:eyebrow:
Oh, suck it up. Or...you can just suck it. Either way, your reply sucked. . . . (I'm just kidding, sucker!)

Cloud 04-20-2010 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 649870)
Salt solution . . . delays a cut closing up.
Bruce, I had not heard that before. I'd be interested in a reference or a citation to this.

Flint 04-20-2010 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 649942)
One of my friends tells the story of meeting one of my other friends (we'll call them Joe & Bob): Bob had just sliced his thumb damn-near off with a razor knife. Joe says (something like) "Holy shit, look at all the blood! Come on Bob, I'll rush you to the ER." Bob said (something like) "Fuck a bunch a gawddamned hospitals!!", and proceeded to jab his injured hand, thumb and all, into a red clay mud puddle. Then he reached back on his tool belt, grabbed the duct tape and wrapped hisself up, and proclaimed "It'll be fiiiine."
I always found that a 7-11 napkin and some duct tape took care of most things...if that doesn't hold it, put a little schmear of pcv glue on there. If it needs to be cleaned out, splash a little lacquer thinner on there--that stuff burns off anything!

Shawnee123 04-20-2010 02:51 PM
Windex

Flint 04-20-2010 03:10 PM
Robitussin

Shawnee123 04-20-2010 03:13 PM
Pour some 'tussin on it!

Clodfobble 04-20-2010 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Isn't that what they would do for a c section?
And also the removal of a suspicious mole, apparently.

xoxoxoBruce 04-21-2010 12:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Cloud (Post 650355)
Bruce, I had not heard that before. I'd be interested in a reference or a citation to this.
Isn't that how you keep piercings from healing up?
If you soak a cut with epsom salts, it will heal from the bottom up and not close.

Cloud 04-21-2010 08:59 AM
well, no--it's really the piece of jewelry in there. and epsom salts are NOT the same chemical, and NOT used for soaking piercings.

Beest 04-21-2010 11:25 AM
yesterday I had the edge of a toenail removed and cauterized because it was ingrowing, the main aftercare is to soak in epsom salts 3 times a day.
I've never used epsom salts before, I vaguely understand they work against infection, but is the point for it to heal 'open'.

also soak your feet for 20 minutes 3 times a day, great advice, wholly impractical :neutral:

Cloud 04-21-2010 11:48 AM
epsom salts are good for some things; like soaking your feet. Supposed to dissolve bunions or something I forget. Taking a bath in epsom salts--great!

Not good for piercings though.

Crimson Ghost 04-21-2010 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 649822)
I like to use super glue - I think we might have discussed this somewhere before.
So, you used to wrestle in ECW as Sabu?


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