Pkoe me, babe. POKE ME! :D

Careful whatcha wish for Draxxie :P

;)

ew.

cute pic!

hola maria, como esta?


(all the marias I know are mexican and awesome)

next time, just put your own quiz up for the bright eyed, bushy tailed, self proclaimed stupid newbie, ok?

I hate wasting them. ......someone else take the fucking quiz and, for the love of Mike....pass it!

K... I'll take it. Here is my answer:

FUCK THE LOT OF YOU!

kthnxbai

Fuck it, I'll do it:

1. When you dance, do you really dance? I'm like a cross between Rita Moreno and Beyonce, baybay.

2. Pronounce "My Dixie Wrecked" to anyone in the room I just got some funny looks.

3. What weighs more, 40 lbs of feathers or my heid? Your heid

4. How do you spell spigot? Spicket

5. what color is the number 2? Green

6. hotdog: Ketchup or Mustard? Mustard mustard mustard, and none of that grey poupon crap either.

7. silver, wet, rusty What are horse names from old westerns, Alex.

8. What is the best thing you could ever eat for breakfast? crispy bacon, eggs over medium, toast, coffee, and hash browns not scattered or nuttin', from the Awful Waffle.

9. What's that on your desk? A bunch of work I'm currently ignoring.

10. high five! Up high, down low...too slow!

What did I win?

First let's have a look at what you could've won.....

Wait wait wait...I'll take curtain number 2!

Psssssst! No one Ever takes curtain no.2! Give it back before its too late! :eek:

I'm a curtain trailblazer.

"I saw it in the window and I just couldn't pass it up!"

:lol:

lol

maybe she's my sockpuppet?





No. I could never figure out how to do that AND post a pic.
Dammit!

1. When you dance, do you really dance?
I shake the paint off the walls, baby
2. Pronounce "My Dixie Wrecked" to anyone in the room
Diz didn't seem at all perplexed
3. What weighs more, 40 lbs of feathers or my heid?
Your massive heid weighs so much it's responsible for the axis tilting. It's the real reason for global warming.
4. How do you spell spigot?
s'biccit
5. what color is the number 2?
Yellow. Two is also male.
6. hotdog: Ketchup or Mustard?
Bothski
7. silver, wet, rusty
Ewwww, is that your cockring?!
8. What is the best thing you could ever eat for breakfast?
Nom, nom, nom... too busy eating
9. What's that on your desk?
What? Where? Oh that! NOYFB.
10. high five!
YAY!
Like I've forgiven you for not giving me one. Yet.
A speedboat. It's always a speedboat.