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tw 02-02-2010 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 631826)
Kids here don't seem to understand "quarter" as anything except a coin either.

Frontline on PBS tonight (Tuesday) may discuss this problem in a piece entitled "Digital Nation". This Frontline broadcast will also be available via the www.pbs.org website.

skysidhe 02-02-2010 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by tw (Post 631834)
Frontline on PBS tonight (Tuesday) may discuss this problem in a piece entitled "Digital Nation". This Frontline broadcast will also be available via the www.pbs.org website.

Very interesting! I'll watch it.

I still use 'quarter' as it relates to time.

Try it on a kid and you'll feel like an old gramps.

monster 02-02-2010 06:44 PM

Well I guess one fourth makes sense logically.... one third, one fourth, one fifth.

I think I'll campaign for a change to onteen, twoteen and threeteen

lumberjim 02-02-2010 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by skysidhe (Post 631838)
Very interesting! I'll watch it.

I still use 'quarter' as it relates to time.

Try it on a kid and you'll feel like an old gramps.

a quarter means $2500

skysidhe 02-02-2010 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 631843)
a quarter means $2500

Maybe in rap and car sales but in my quarter it means Led Zeppelin!

squirell nutkin 02-02-2010 07:50 PM

I almost never say one fourth.

lumberjim 02-02-2010 08:00 PM

go fourth and multiply

tw 02-02-2010 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 631871)
go fourth and multiply

because of too many fifths? Which results in a sextext of a circle.

lumberjim 02-02-2010 10:44 PM

and you'll soon have a seventh son of a seventh son.....


tw 02-02-2010 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 631937)
and you'll soon have a seventh son of a seventh son.....

Octopussy and nano-posts. Decimating the entire thread.

Urbane Guerrilla 02-03-2010 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 631840)
I think I'll campaign for a change to onteen, twoteen and threeteen

Which happens to be exactly how they do it in Russian: odinadsat', dvenadsat', trinadsat'.

And exactly how they don't do it in the Romance languages: French until sixteen, Spanish until fifteen.

You pick up your textbook, you take your choice.

ZenGum 02-03-2010 02:59 AM

Next time, ask the deli attendant for 0.33 recurring pounds. Time the blank stare.

So, back to idiot sightings, this guy in a car sales yard was looking at a car, and after sitting in the front seat for a while, got in the back to check it out. He didn't stop to think about child-safe locks on the rear doors. He didn't consider that the power windows wouldn't work without the ignition on. At least, not until it was too late.
It was lucky for him the sales chap was about and came and let him out but I got a quick look at him in the mirror while he was there. :smack:

Pie 02-03-2010 09:51 AM

What's really sad is that sounds like something I might have done, ZG. :lol2:

CzinZumerzet 02-03-2010 09:53 AM

First time I was in the US, Oregon somewhere, somebody asked me the time to which I replied "Five and twenty past ten", to huge guffaws of jolly laughter and cries of "Say it again, say it again". It became a party trick when the clock stood at the relevant time some wag would cry "Listen everyone, Cazz honey, what's the time"?

SamIam 02-03-2010 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by tw (Post 631935)
because of too many fifths?

Oh my gawd! I have done so many stupid things as a result of too many fifths. :drunk:


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