Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba.

Eat me. I'm Kosher.

Long pig is never kosher. :headshake

How about, uh :o er, short pig?

Many years ago, I heard a rabbi assure a young lady in his congregation that semen was kosher.

Uh, was she kneeling?

I'll consider going kosher if I they can figure out a way to include lobster, and if I can have bacon on alternate Tuesdays. And maybe every Friday.

No, but you can probably have as much loobster as you want.:p

Can anyone name the TV show referencing loobster?

Answer here:

Behind Every Great Man [3.19]

Norm: Yeah, Cliffy had himself the "Ton O' T-Bone". For less than four bucks you get 24 ounces of USDA Choice "bef".
Cliff: Bef? No, you mean beef.
Norm: Beef? Don't be ridiculous, Cliffy. That stuff is "bef". You see it's a Hungry Heifer trademark for a processed, synthetic – what – meat-like substance.
Cliff: Ah, no.
Norm: What do you expect for four bucks? You see me complainin' about the "loobster"?:D

Not Bubbie??

Oh, now I see.

So how about them Reubens?

They would have to lose the cheese.

The same applies to Corned Beef Specials.