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jinx 01-07-2010 05:50 PM

Ihit a deflected deer once. Didn't hurt the jeep.
Jim has hit a few. Isn't PA the deer death capital of the world?

Clodfobble 01-07-2010 06:09 PM

"And I love deer!!"


jujuwwhite 01-07-2010 07:49 PM

What I don't understand is why the 'suicide bombers' in the world don't just send in a deer! They are much more suicidal creatures than us humans!!

*yes, i am aware of the poor grammar LOL*

fargon 01-07-2010 07:54 PM

I wanna see the rest of the story.

squirell nutkin 01-07-2010 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jujuwwhite (Post 624832)
What I don't understand is why the 'suicide bombers' in the world don't just send in a deer! They are much more suicidal creatures than us humans!!

*yes, i am aware of the poor grammar LOL*

We are disappointment in you're grammar, Juju.:(

jujuwwhite 01-07-2010 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squirell nutkin (Post 624847)
We are disappointment in you're grammar, Juju.:(

Sorrie!! :p

TheMercenary 01-07-2010 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squirell nutkin (Post 624709)
They are big, fucking, useless, don't taste especially good, and they are vandals who fucked up my car last night.

They suck.

They taste great, just not so great after being hit by a car or truck. Then they taste like crap. Or so I have heard, I have never tried road kill.

spudcon 01-07-2010 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 624797)
Last Spring, a friend of mine was driving home from Pagan camp, when he hit a flying deer. It seems a car going the other way hit it as it leaped and deflected it into his Geo Metro. Fucked it right up, it did.

Geo Metro? Hitting a chipmunk would wreck one of those.

Clodfobble 01-07-2010 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by fargon
I wanna see the rest of the story.

You mean the video clip? It's a movie called "The Straight Story," directed by David Lynch. Decent movie, though too many long sweeping silent shots for my tastes.

Cicero 01-08-2010 11:01 AM

You guys should quit injuring, maiming, and killing deers with your asshole cars....;)

How many pounds of uneaten deer meat do you have in your fridge again? :) How long has it been there?

SamIam 01-08-2010 01:06 PM

In Colorado its illegal to take your road kill home. The carcass either goes to orphans or the state pen. Just one more reason to stay out of trouble. ;)

xoxoxoBruce 01-09-2010 03:40 AM

Do you have to report it, Sam?

SamIam 01-09-2010 07:44 AM

In theory, it should be reported. But if there's no one around...:noevil:

I have hit deer twice. The first time my car was totaled, so I had to wait around for the men in blue and make an accident report. The second time there wasn't a soul on the road within 20 miles. The deer collision made my car do a complete 360, but no major damage and I was off to home with my petal on the metal.

morethanpretty 01-09-2010 08:09 AM

Clod, that clip was hilarious, the part with the woman. The part where the old man is traveling to see his stroke-victim brother for weeks, not no so funny...

squirell nutkin 01-09-2010 09:35 AM

I've eaten plenty of deer, prepared by all manner of chefs, and I have come to the conclusion that if it were any good there'd be feedlots stretching across Iowa filled with deer waiting to be slaughtered.

Or, they'd have been hunted to extinction a century ago.


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