I have to get a squirrel out of the eaves of my house. he can get into the back attic...and he's a dick about it. If he didn't tear up the insulation and leave little turds around, it would be fine.... but he's gotta act like a wild freakin animal. jerk ass.

rags soaked in ammonia

blowtorch? :flamer:

grenade. . .

rifle

So instead of an attic smelling like squirrel piss, you get an attic smelling like ammonia. :rolleyes:

wouldn't work for me....would just hit the squirrel 5 times in the head and it would still come back for me to feed it the next day!! LOL

I told you, juju... never send a sailor to do a marine's job!

I agree, Capn! That's why I married a marine!! Tired of sailing on open sea!

Gotta watch your login cookies there, juju. :lol:

I once had that problem...squirrels in the attic, I mean.

I solved it by turning my dog loose in the attic for a while. Cleared 'em out real quick, and entertaining to boot!

If you really cared about the Cellar, you'd have video'd it and put it up on youtube. :D

That's 'cause he's drunk.

Keep in mind this nutty bastard was tossing babies willy-nilly into the driveway 2 years ago... cost me $50 to have those little bastards rescued...

Aaaaw.......look!


Jinx! Nice sig....One of my faves (author)! I hadn't heard the quote before...thanks Jinxer! Strangely relevant....