I dunno - It may weight 250. The glue and a bunch of toothpicks are going have the same density as a coach built with solid oak.

What else was a 72 year old to do for the last 15 years?

Uh, chase young women? ;)

They keep getting away.

Exactly, so he can keep chasing and not have to find something else to do.

Maybe, if he can use the stage coach as transport, he can catch up with them.

He obviously hasn't been chasing any athletes...