Turducken may be WTF health-wise, but it sounds yummy to me. Me wanna try. :D

I'd like to hit Paula Deen in the face with a ham!



Never mind...

We have to live with her in our face on a continual basis. People who come to Savannah flock to line up in the summer Georgia heat to eat at her place. It really is a waste of your time. Most food at a local dinner is better. It is all homestyle cooking and way over priced.

eh hem see post #14

I'm just not that into white trash or white trash cooking.

momwolf was a big fan of the Food Network, and would sometimes end up watching Paula while waiting for some actually good show to come on.

The show where she went to England and played the Even Uglier American was a complete travesty.

And there just should not be a recipe for fudge that uses Velveeta Cheese as an ingredient.

Ick.

Don't forget a layer of stuffing between each bird and inside the last one. Extra points if you use three different kinds of stuffing.

A friend made this for Christmas dinner a year or two ago. The meat was very good. My only issue is that I like crispy skin which didn't happen on the 'underbirds'.

I just guessing, but I wouldn't be suprised to find 'deep fried turducken' out there.

Damn. Couldn't find that on YouTube :(

I may need to try that for X-mas.

I read that's a no-no. Deep fried birds work, because the oil is also cooking from the inside. A Turducken is basicly solid and would be underdone, unless you fucked up the outside.

Here ya go.;)

Sorry. Too late. Your Cellar Santa has already sent you Paula Deen: Season 1.:D

Bone and deep-fry your birds, cool, then stuff and bake all together to warm it up again. You'd likely want moist heat, a tight-covered roaster, or cooking in parchment.

Hypocrisy abounds ...

Paula Deen
I've Used the N-Word
... But I'm NOT Racist

So what is the answer to any lawyer's question that begins with...
"Have you ever used the word ... ? "

Mark Furman tried this but it didn't work: " No, never "
Richard Nixon tried this, but it didn't work: " I don't remember "

Maybe Paul should have tried ...

I've never used the N word to refer to anyone, and I don't think I'm racist, but when I was a kid, I repeated that word and got in trouble for it.

In a deposition, I would have to admit that I used it long ago but that I don't use it any more, and I don't think I'm racist. Which is almost verbatim what Deen has said.

I don't care for this woman, and she may be racist, or she might not. But I think she's getting unjustly crucified by a bored press.

It's absolutely ridiculous that the press is bored. There is so much news of substance happening in the world right now.

She's an old white lady from the deep south , of corse she has said nigger , Duuuuhhh !

When I was in 2nd or 3rd grade the kids in the neighborhood taught me a "game" called "N***** Knocking". You know, knocking on doors and running away.

I had no idea what the N word meant. I just thought it was the name of the game. It was a short-lived game we only played a couple of times and I quickly forgot about it.

It wasn't until I was in my early 20's that I made the connection and was very ashamed. But really, can you really blame a child using a word without knowledge of the meaning and context of the word.

I would not consider myself rascist, though I have used the word a quite a few times. Even somewhat recently when quoting people and in discussion about the word itself and the cultural baggage attached.