Well, I took my own advise and put her on ignore. I have enough BS problems without adding an emetic. I feel better already.

but what will you do if there's an Emmargency?

You might need an Emmbulance one day...

In case you get an Emmbolism.

Emmbola....a disease that makes you bleed from every orifice, and drip crap from the mouth and fingers?

It's OK, we can protect ourselves from that with an Emmbrella.

What, no emmena?

post #14. It's slow-working.

I will cure your emfection, with my fabulous, patented, Dr Sundae Thread Drift.
If'n you give me all your first born of course.

Where does this "if'n" come from?