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anonymous

11-13-2009 12:07 AM

My perfect mate has the brains of Clodfobble, the wit of Wolf, the bod of Jinx, the thoughtfulness of XOBruce, the sex drive of Brianna, the party aptitude of ZippyT, the lips of Cicero, the straight shooting honesty of LJ,
I could go on but I'm starting to get horny...

Sundae

11-13-2009 07:22 AM

I'd say you could add my awesome skills at blowjobs, but as you're going cross gender anyway I'd definitely have to give that claim up to Sheldon.

I have a lovely pussy if that helps?

lumberjim

11-13-2009 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by anonymous (Post 608163)

you're saying that your perfect mate is the cellar?

toranokaze

11-13-2009 01:35 PM

I can't imagine 007 being a perfect mate. Always away at work and can't talk about it of course. Sleeping with other people constantly, and lets not forget drinking constantly.
Laying wake in bed while this 007 go off doing God knows what with God knows who and wondering if this bed is going to stay empty.

...

I don't think so.

I'm sticking with the cheese.

Flint

11-13-2009 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt (Post 607991)

This guy? Or did you mean the Dude?

Comedy Genius.

DanaC

11-13-2009 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toranokaze (Post 608319)

Yeah....but major brag rights. He'd be like, the perfect partner come school reunion time.

footfootfoot

11-13-2009 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 608223)

you're saying that your perfect mate is the cellar?

I love the cellar so much, I want to take it back behind the middle school and get it pregnant.
/Tracy Jordan

bluecuracao

11-14-2009 01:01 AM

I wanted both cheese and 007, but had to default to cheese due to the nature of the poll!

richlevy

11-14-2009 01:35 AM

I'd go with the dudette.

Awesome movie. Until then I didn't think anything was worse than Nazis.

Nihilists:mad2:

casimendocina

11-14-2009 02:12 AM

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Sadly, no longer on Australian TV.

ZenGum

11-14-2009 03:45 PM

My perfect mate?

Well, I'd sent a knight forward early to mess up my opponent's ability to make a formation, and after advancing wide his king's side knight, he castled on the kings side, and then with his knight pinned against the side, drew it back to its starting position, thus boxing his king in. One step with my knight gave me a checkmate, using only a single knight, and thus won the game with total losses of one pawn (me) and one pawn and one bishop (him). Even in chess, I am a humanitarian.

ETA Littleplasticsymbolicmanitarian.

Cicero

11-14-2009 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Cicero (Post 608060)

There isn't one. I have resigned. :)

Oh, and I have also resigned from even thinking about this question. I quit!!!!:headshake

toranokaze

11-15-2009 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 608322)

Yeah....but major brag rights. He'd be like, the perfect partner come school reunion time.

Yea...but my the same argument so is a porn star

Queen of the Ryche

11-19-2009 01:43 PM

Is there a Johnny Depp option? With a dash of Jim Henson, and a drop of Edmund Spenser, and just a pinch of Kurt Russell?

wolf	11-20-2009 11:27 AM

Have I ever mentioned to you that I never get enough cheese ...

I actually voted 007. Connery. There can be only one.

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