I smell "Rubber Smoked Bear..."

Anyone got a recipe? If not, I'll gladly provide. ;)

WHO'S UP FOR A RED-NECK-STYLE BBQ?!

See how the bear is in the front seat in every photo? The food would be in the back seat of in the trunk. This bear wasn't hungry; he wanted to listen to some CDs.
Probably "House of the Rising Sun" by Eric Burdon.

Smart bear, stupid people...

Now, this is just silly.

Everyone knows that bears can't get drivers licenses.

But they can get motorcycle licenses.

How else are they going to get work in the circus?

I think if you check your numbers you will find Back Bears kill way more people than grizzlies.

This picture was taken about 10 miles down the road from where I live. When they say in the story that bears have gotten adept at opening cars, they have. There are about half a dozen reports of this bear opening car doors and checking inside.

Needless to say, in Vail, we are locking our doors due to bears.

That would make sense, considering in PA alone we have 10,000 Black bears and no Grizzlies. Not a unique situation for most states.

I use to live up in bear country, too. Do you guys remember when I mentioned the bears that paid us a visit? They were tossing around a mini fridge right outside our bedroom.

Nope. "Running Bear Loves Little White Dove"


Anybody else thinking of that great Rolaids commercial?

Yeah, those fucking bears usually stick together...