or is that just aggressive? :lol:

They're just trying to ward off some stupid phone calls:

"My package shipped yesterday, but I decided I like the blue one better, can I change it?"

i think they know i've ordered the wrong thing accidentally and they're taunting me......

(and yes, I used the link from clodfobble's site, betcha can guess which order was mine :lol:)

Doesn't male armpit-hair look a lot like pubes? (TMI?)

Yes it does. Brandon is opinionated but he doesn't know much about human biology. He also doesn't know the difference between "your" and "you're."

It does, true, but...

I've had this happen to me, too! Although, rather than being on the receiving end of rocket pubes, alas, I was the one suffering from said (terrible) syndrome. :(

I remember it, clear as day... Every morning, night, or whenever I chose to shower/bathe, as soon as my boxers were down... POW! Like a porcupine getting attacked by a pitbull, my pubes would shoot out, EVERYWHERE. On the walls, the ceiling, out the window, the door... anywhere, everywhere you could imagine.

That didn't bode well, when sharing a shower with a special someone.

I went to many different doctors, to solve the issue of my ROCKET PUBES, but in the end, they all came to the same conclusion - There was no cure. "To Hell with that!" I thought, until that terrible day, when someone lost an eye...

Needless to say, the only "cure," is, in fact, merely a preventative measure. One must shave his gentlemen, and leave them bald... It's the only way... it must be done... I couldn't bare the thought of blinding yet another person with my terrible, evil, ROCKET PUBES. :headshake

Someone should send this advice to dear Brandon, so he may warn his friends, before it's too late.

We, the few, must suffer this terrible affliction, and the coldness of our gentlemen. All I ask is that you do not mock us, nay, instead, understand that we did not want it this way; We remain hairless, so that you may keep your eyes.

God bless us noble few, us stricken, us chilly ball'd heroes.

I am now reconsidering showering with you DVC.
My eveil ex used to shave his down belows, and I'd hate to have a flashback in an intimate position (he didn't have rocket pubes, but they were gingery).

Ginger, you say? Dear lord, you poor woman.

You needn't worry about that! Only disgraceful men (or women) would perform such an act of self mutilation, whilst in the shower! Most certainly a shower shared. No, we few, we stricken, in shame do we shave. Hidden away, neat and tidy, from the judgemental eyes of the world. Never does a single hair go stray, never are they seen again

We few, we stricken, must be careful in the removal of our gentlemen's hair, for one false move could cause them to rocket out... and we cannot suffer the loss of one more eye. No, that just won't do. We'll take our shame, we'll shave in secret... For you, the innocent, the normal.

Wait, hold on. When was this shower planned? Why was I not informed?

... I think I'll sleep with one eye open, tonight!

I love this one...

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3171/...5801c3b218.jpg

yeah, me too

Fixed it for you.

Monsta, that freaking rocked. I nearly choked on my coffee.:D