Heh. All I could think of was lighter fluid soaked peanuts and a cubical, three away, on fire.

That would meet the things you have at the office criteria unlike say nitroglycerin.

He has the nitro, it's just too small and stabilized to be of use.

Although I suppose you could put someone's eye out.

You guys have it all wrong.
For the proper effect/scale you should be launching dead mice or shrews...