They were standing in front of the barn across from my driveway entrance when I went on my concrete run in the morning. A local animal rescue lady is going to pick them up this morning.

Not pets on beds or furniture.
No jumping on guests.
No charging open doors.
No biting no growling towards family members.
No eating from the dinner table or during any meals.

No going outside.
No fighting.
No chewing of small plastic pieces or rubber bands

No chewing of furniture or shoes. Dog toys and bones only.

no jumping out from ambush and biting people's ankles

Dennis makes his own rules.

wait, wait -- whose rules are these?

Rich misnamed this thread. Some of these are rules for pets; but he put PET'S RULES! So . . .

--hoomans must play wid us when we bring Da Toy!
--we haz open house for de crawlies so day can be Toy!
--hoomans must lie still when we cuddlez for naps
--iz always time for nap time

Update: 5 year old girl reunited with her goats!

Excellent! :D

Was her name Bo Peep?


Or would that be Bo Poat?

"What's the moral? Other than dog people should marry dog people and cat people should marry cat people."—Danny DeVito, The War Of The Roses

I didn't care for the movie much. But this is one of the best throw-away lines ever.

No circling around the monitor, then knocking off my glass jar of pens and doodads, breaking it, then crawling on the printer, then circling the monitor again, then circling the monitor again, then crawling on the printer, then knocking off my coffee mug with pens and doodads in it, breaking off the handle, then circling the monitor again...BECAUSE YOU ARE DRIVING ME FREAKING BATTY.

I wish Gaines could read the interwebz.

... get a dog. That way when you are ignoring it, it'll just pee on your leg :p

I really don't even ignore him...both cats have been so damn glommy, like gluey glommy, the past couple weeks.

It's those honey and peanut butter sandwiches you've been eating. When you aren't looking, they've been sharing.