A tapeworm couple. Isn't that romantic. The way I see it if you have a tapeworm couple it's only a matter of time.......

25 shots of scotch? You gotta be kidding me.

36 Baboons. If only they were endangered ... as a community we could beat them into extinction.

Oh, and my cellphone is dirty.

Currently, there are 1,393,140 germs living on your cell phone
That's the equivalent of 279 toilet seats!

808,920 germs on my phone. I think I'll give them a call and tell them to GTF off.

A tapeworm couple.


It would take 15 white Russians to kill me.

This thread freaks me out because of bad yeast worm experience.

A good tapeworm infestation should cause some really awesome weight loss.

what is a yeast worm ducks?

44 bottles of yeungling to kill me

It would take 42 bottles of Yuengling Light Lager to kill me

I'm amused

I like the How to Prepare your Pets for War section. On cats:

One lousy stinkin tapeworm.

18 glasses of Penfold's Grange hermitage to kill me, which at $400 per bottle, will bankrupt me before I die, but I will die hapy and broke, at least.

I could support a million man march of tapeworms

...but a one woman march would do you in....

Its an old wives tale.....that you can get infected with yeast worms from beer thats served on tap at pubs.

The story used to go that a guy went to the hospital with stomach pain and they extracted a 4 foot yeast worm, which he got from dirty beer lines.

A guy I know went to the hospital with stomach pain and he told us all that he had a huge yeast worm removed, we were all freaked out and I couldnt drink tap beer for ages....traumatised I was!!