Diz is all about the earplugs.

He now eats them if he can get them.
Back when he was the lesser favourite of a double act, all he did was bat them about.
Now he's centre stage, something more dramatic is called for.

Diz's Plan for Wednesday:
Scarf up wax earplug.
Wait for Cherry to change bedding (important part, this)
When fresh bedding on bed, hurl up biscuits and water and earplug.
It's not too grim as it all looks pretty much as it did before I ate it, but the hooman has a finely tuned gag reflex and will struggle not to be sick as she cleans it up anyway.
Smirk like a cat (what else?) as she re-washes the bedding.
Because of course we got the pillow, the bottom sheet AND the duvet cover in one vomitous spray.