...unless he clamped down, yanked you out that small window, and tore you to bits outside where he could use his paws for leverage.

Is it just me? Or is anyone else expecting to see a bottle of Coke in his other paw?

I don't know about you, but I'd be searching for a laundry in the artic specializing in stain removal.:eek:

I can't bear to look up a recipe.

Last things to do before I die:

1. Hug a big, cute, fluffy polar b

Ah yes, I love that joke. :thumbsup:

There's something not quite kosher about the paw on that polar bear. Pads and CLAWS should be visible. :yelsick: Like these.

That zoo bear looks like he gets regular haircuts. Not quite the same.

Yeah. That bastard's ahead of me every time I go to the barber shop.

Ohhh, :: puts hand up:: I want that job

Zoo bears are walking on concrete instead of snow and ice, which wears the hair off... or... Polar bears in the wild lead a solitary life, which leads to hairy palms. :blush:

I think the second one is correct, Bruce. Good call.

kinda makes one glad for opposable thumbs

haggis at all yawl

I wonder if there is a predator whose means of hunting is to look really cute and fool other creatures into coming over to hug it, then, WHAMMO!

Yes Grogs.
(Larry Niven)