My cape got caught in the revolving door.

It's never too late, when first you don't succeed try try again, there is no 'sex' in 'success', and all that. You can plan your takeover using this handy Evil Plan form.

My parents used to watch Hee-Haw every Saturday night. It's pretty much imprinted.

As did I! :blush: Who didn't love some Hee-Haw?

We were on a Hee Haw kick at work week before last. Repeatedly playing the "Where Oh Where are you tonight" song.

SAL-UTE!

It was the sharks.

Or maybe the dolphins?

"lawyer fucked me"

I searched the world over and tried to find true love.....
You met another and phhhhhttttt!!- you were gone.

HAGGIS! :D

i voted untimely coincidence.


I didn't get to New Orleans until after I had foolishly misspent my youth.

Is it too late to change my vote to woot.com?

Alberwich was over-rated.
I have had many nemesi, but have trounced most of them with a combination of charm, wit and infected syringes.

For me it was the classic genius burnout - diminished confidence.
Once I lost the belief that I (and my cat) really could run the world, it all seemed a little pointless.
These days, even making unfounded complaints about the staff in Tesco's meet the limits of my internal evil.
But she did bruise my bananas. She did. And I bet they have CCTV to back it up.

I just wish I was an alien instead of an evil genius.
might have a chace of shagging the Doctor or the Captain then.

The Captain would shag an evil genius.

Yeah. Take note.