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jinx 06-30-2009 12:47 PM

Looks like it comes by the ton Shaw.... or sometimes the cubic yard.

Shawnee123 06-30-2009 12:49 PM

It comes by the ton?
Then I don't want none!

Sundae 06-30-2009 03:24 PM

Give me enough of that Arizona tea
And I'll come round yours and poop for free!

(or is that Long Island? You furriners are all the same to me)

Can you help me rhyme my heatwave Dwellars?

Glinda 06-30-2009 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 578778)

Can you help me rhyme my heatwave Dwellars?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_x0AzhByC-q...0/Clouseau.jpg


Have you considered
"Close shave, Sellers!"?

monster 06-30-2009 08:54 PM

your rhyming sucks
like solo fucks
have you considered stepping back to
line up your ducks

you need to chill
or take a pill
your current way of rhyming post makes
us feel quite ill

Urbane Guerrilla 07-01-2009 05:49 PM

X-Lydia wrote this to St. Thomas (Will-
iams)


I do not trust James Bond
I think he can understand
For ev'ry place he goes blows up
He is a dang'rous man

I do not trust James Bond
And here's for the reason why:
For ev'ry lady James Bond loves
Is surely doomed to die

My song must have its end,
But in this world and beyond
Of one thing I am absolutely sure
I do not trust James Bond!

Sundae 07-01-2009 07:23 PM

Guerilla; for your only good,
Stick to recipes and food,
Resist the politic sirens' call
And thus remain a friend to all.

Gravdigr 07-06-2009 01:51 PM

All this whining y'all can quit
Because I simply don't give a shit.

lumberjim 07-06-2009 05:50 PM

not even a little bit?

Gravdigr, when you dig my grave, would you make it shallow?
so that I can feel the rain? Gravdigr?

I guess it doesnt rhyme after all

Gravdigr 07-07-2009 02:47 PM

Hey that was pretty damn cool
I don't like Dave Matthews as a rule
Wish I played like he can do it
Thanks Jim for turning me on to it!

toranokaze 07-28-2009 07:37 PM

That plan doesn't seem very sound.

monster 07-28-2009 08:01 PM

Which plan? the shallow ground?


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