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Crimson Ghost 06-24-2009 04:16 PM

You're just like Will Rogers.

You never met a man you didn't like.

Sheldonrs 06-24-2009 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost (Post 577196)
You're just like Will Rogers.

You never met a man you didn't like.

Yes I have. I just never let my feelings get in the way of a good fuck.


I have a moral flexibilty. ;)

Crimson Ghost 06-24-2009 04:39 PM

And a physical flexibility too, I'll bet.

Flint 06-24-2009 04:51 PM

Get a room!

Sheldonrs 06-24-2009 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint (Post 577212)
Get a room!

How many chips is the room?

Aliantha 06-24-2009 05:49 PM

On the subject of prostitution, why is it that the prostitute can be arrested but not the john? Surely (if there is a crime and I don't believe it should be one) then both are at fault. There'd be no prostitution if people weren't willing to pay for sexual favours, so logically, if the powers that be want to stamp out the practice (and they never will) then isn't it hypocrisy to only punish one of the offenders? Surely the prostitute is no more guilty than the other fucker?

classicman 06-24-2009 05:59 PM

The Johns can be arrested and usually are - here in the states anyway.

Aliantha 06-24-2009 06:09 PM

Ah right. Well that's ok then. :)

In most states (except for those conservative crow eaters) here prostitution is more or less legal here as long as you're working in a brothel.

ZenGum 06-24-2009 08:13 PM

As a crow-eater, I can't confirm the legality or otherwise of prostitution. I dimly recall it being legalised in brothels here like in most places in Australia.

But that John should be arrested for vagrancy, if nothing else. You can't even afford a hooker?
Also, who the hell is driving about with $30 worth of chips in the car? Are they his chips? Or do they belong to his employer? If so, that is theft. Or embezzelment. Either that or he has a serious eating disorder. He has invented the new Hooker Diet! Lose weight, with anonymous-sex-for-food!

Aliantha 06-24-2009 09:23 PM

I looked the laws up here because I'm tired of being corrected by my fellow countrymen. ;)

ZenGum 06-24-2009 09:39 PM

Haggis, would I ever do that? ;)

Details of the prostitution laws here are not something that I have ever needed to know.

Which makes me wonder why you knew it so readily.

Aliantha 06-24-2009 09:43 PM

it pays to know. ;)

ZenGum 06-24-2009 10:35 PM

:eyebrow: Is that in the biblical sense of "know"?

Aliantha 06-24-2009 10:36 PM

something like that...maybe...:)

Tulip 06-25-2009 11:13 PM

You know, what I wonder is with no monetary exchanged for sex, how could she be charged for prostitution? And if she confessed, why did she??? I mean, they weren't even caught "together." Anyways, thought I'd wonder that out loud. :tongue:


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