Rutger Hauer will donate a lock of hair to Dana and I.

Cranial or pubes?

Rutger Hauer will scour Eddie Bauer for a new CD Tower.

Not sure...Dani which ones do you prefer?

I'm thinking cranial...unless I get to take it from him...

Rutger Hauer has...THE POWER.

Rutger Hauer looks dour when he glowers in the shower.

Neva heard of the bloke. Who is it?

Merc's just kidding, Rutger. Hehehe... He's a real joker, Merc is... Right, Merc?!

Rutger Hauer is the antithesis of Hawt in a bloke. Dani, you need psychiatric help, sorry.

This is what you should be lusting after:

http://image.examiner.com/images/blo...nottingham.jpg

looks like beest to me

Snape?

Is that Alan Rickman?

Oh sure, that's young Alan Rickman.

We can counter with young Rutger Hauer, of course:

And then fall apart like a Jenga stack.