That doesn't sound like me at all!

But that does. ;)

Dana: possession of teh weeeeed and resisting arrest

monster: coercion

(If you saw me in a police car, chances are i would be gouing to help police with their enquiries as to the whereabouts/movements of Thor....)

(that thought came to me via the strawberry queen thing. For some reason I picture you like eve, but with strawberry leaves instead.)

Shawnee: gangsta wars

Oh, I think I love you! :lol:

LJ: "Me? Arrested? The only thing criminal here are these insanely low prices! Now what will it take to put you in a new car today?"

Attention shoppers, Lesbian Special in Aisle 5.

.....crackle crackle crackle......

Attention Associates, Clean up required in Aisle 5, Clean up in 5.

monster: impersonating a grocery store official

lol @ sm

DanaC: Crimes against the state, attempting to over throw the UK government.

Merc: plotting to assassinate left wing demoncrats

Merc - Murder - beating a liberal to death with his morals

Mercenary: finally went loco and used his collection of guns

a beat down... heh.