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monster 05-29-2009 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 569467)
online and now they keep sending me all kinds of weird email stuff.

Does this happen to you?

no. but i once bought an Elvis bauble and they email me lots....

BigV 05-29-2009 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 569516)
no. but i once bought an Elvis bauble and they email me lots....

"Love Me Tender"...

!! :eek:

What the hell-o are you doing with it?


Nevermind... I withdraw the question.

TheMercenary 05-30-2009 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 569487)
So, that's one bought, one stolen, two borrowed, one found on the street, and one made at home from everyday household components, right?

Like the ones made to attach to a reciprocating saw. Now that is some power.

toranokaze 05-30-2009 03:30 AM

Was it something off this list?
NWS

Generally cash is your friend for those personal buys

xoxoxoBruce 05-30-2009 04:13 AM

Must have been from Adam & Eve. ;)

capnhowdy 05-30-2009 08:12 AM

I didn't know you had to buy them more than once.

xoxoxoBruce 05-30-2009 01:23 PM

Only once to get more junk mail than you could ever want. I bought a huge rubber dick for a gag gift from them and not only got their junk mail but all kinds of gay male catalogs from other companies.

When I smiled at the mailman he ran away. :o

Undertoad 05-30-2009 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by limey (Post 569481)
I've always bought mine in a shop. that way they don't know where you live ... :ninja:

I buy mine in a shop and put down Brianna's address on the mailing list form. I thought she'd appreciate it, but it seems there's no thanks in doing anything for anybody these days, sheesh.

Sundae 05-30-2009 03:15 PM

I bought a vibrator once, but it was for my Mum.
The strap-on, however...

Gravdigr 06-01-2009 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 569487)
So, that's one bought, one stolen, two borrowed, one found on the street, and one made at home from everyday household components, right?

Like the one she cobbled together from a Louisville Slugger, pieces of a mechanical bull, a backhoe-mounted jackhammer, and a hard-mounted panhead Harley motor?

Sheldonrs 06-01-2009 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 569633)
Only once to get more junk mail than you could ever want. I bought a huge rubber dick for a gag gift ... :o

Using it for the wrong hole.

Sundae 06-01-2009 03:00 PM

Sheldon, you are on fire today.

Sheldonrs 06-01-2009 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 570032)
Sheldon, you are on fire today.

Nope. Just in heat. ;)


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