I'd take it. Even in its current state. I'd possibly even get a kick out of making it clean again. There would be dramatic before and after pictures there.

I'm the kinda gut that would drive it thru town at least once, in its current state just for the hell of it.

I have a tree in my backyard that looked just like that a few weeks ago. There were frequent short, sharp showers of caterpillars whenever the wind blew. It got so that one couldn't sit out on the deck on a nice day without getting caterpillars down the collar.

Choke cherry? The tent caterpillars love the choke cherry trees.

I'd take it too. Purely based on my circumstances.
But I would be awake for weeks in horror at the memory of cleaning it.

A car covered in spunk?.......

Actually it's a CAR WIDE WEB.

No. Chicken.:jagoff:

ugh. and what up with Te Grossness?