The Cellar - May 11, 2009: Limbless Masseur/Masseuse

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Sheldonrs

05-11-2009 11:21 AM

"Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?"

Of course, the picture only shows the slow, relaxing massage.
If you're in a hurry, they also set a mongoose on your ass.

The Teapot

05-11-2009 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 564679)

lol fuck you teapot, I just lost a mouthful of coffee.

Gravdigr

05-11-2009 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 564794)

When I saw this thread, I was thinking it would be along the lines of those jokes "What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, ...?"

Don't matter he won't come to you anyhow.

TheMercenary

05-11-2009 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 564794)

When I saw this thread, I was thinking it would be along the lines of those jokes "What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, ...?"

First base?

hipshot

05-12-2009 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 564737)

Slim was really hoping to break into acting. He left, hitchhiked to California, and tried out for Snakes on a Plane. They rejected him, said he was too ethnic. Last I heard, he was washing dishes in a seedy diner.

It's a story as old as the hills, and I didn't write it.

;)

How'd he hitchhike? :thumb:

ZenGum

05-12-2009 01:04 AM

Well, he'd look the driver over carefully and check the door opened from the inside, and if he still felt comfortable, he'd get in. Duh :p

capnhowdy

05-12-2009 06:36 AM

Actually he posed as a trouser snake, thus boarding as a parasite.

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