BTW, are you using your Firestone for that?

Sure. It's a GOODYEAR for that.

And if a couple HOOSIERS join me maybe I HANCOOK something. Anybody got MICKEY THOMPSON'S number? Oh... I got it. It's 235.R.16.

Who knows, maybe you'll get a rating in the Michelin guide?

It'll take balance and scheduled rotation.

It's a path I choose not to tread

What. You think you're a big wheel?

Has everyone gotten tired of these puns?

They just go round and round.

We'll all be ok... we're just under pressure to be mounted.

I'm feeling a little flat today, i need to sit down. Is there a pun chair?

We really seem to be circling the rim on this one.
Somebody ought to put a hubcap on it.

You can't cook these, they always come out rubbery.:D


Lj, the 'back in my day' bit reminds me of a Dana Carvey SNL skit. Great GranPa said "Back in my day when we went out to play, there was only one game. It was called "Stare At The Sun". We'd go out to the yard there, and stare at the sun til our eyeballs burst into flame. That's the way it was, and we liked it!"

You punners!

Put a nail in it!

A plug may be more effective.